Why does your logo have candy canes in it when you don't even sell candycanes?

        Answer me this question, are there things you do sometimes just because it looks cool? Yes, I'm sure you all have. It's okay to admit it, we do it too. Which is why it's a candy cane, it looks cool, and it's candy.

    Why did you make a lollipop shaped like a ketchup bottle?

    I believe it is explained in the description of the candy, but I guess you chose not to read that. Cool. We did it because of where Heinz comes from, which is Pittsburgh. And excuse me if I'm wrong but I'm almost positive that Heinz ketchup is the most popular thing that Heinz sells. What would you prefer? A ketchup packet, yeah, that'd be cute.

    
    Your Steel City Shake, yeah that's not a candy bar.

Well thank you captain obvious.
    We are aware of the situation that it is not a candy bar. That's because we sell more than just candy. Ice-cream, fudge, milkshakes, and baked goods are also products here. So don't get your panties (or other under garment choices) in a bunch over this. It's supposed to be a milkshake. And for all you wonderful customers out there who were wondering; we're working on creating a candy bar that is like our Steel City Shake.

    Why do you only have a few t-shirts?

    We only have a small selection of t-shirts because we at Sara's Sugar Shop are new to the idea of making products other than foods. And we're still trying to make it big, so we can't spend millions of dollars making shirts that we're not positive will make a profit. Not knowing our customers relations to our merchandise we began by only making a select few. Please feel free to contact us with you ideas for new shirts. We'd appreciate it.

    Why don't you make another candy bar like the penguin's puck but cover it in milk chocolate instead? I'm sure there are more people that would prefer it that way.

    Yeah, yeah. We've heard that about a million times, probably more; no lie. Here's pretty much what's up.
Dark chocolate= looks like a hockey puck.
Milk chocolate= doesn't look like anything hockey related.
    But, we are planning to do something similar to the Penguin's Puck covered in milk chocolate instead. Not all the same ingredients, but it'll be pretty darn close. I'm sure it will make you, and all other dark chocolate haters, happy.